Hondo caught a nice price last night with the Ti gers, who did a number on the Native Americans to increase the earnings to 385 triandoses.

Today, some say: Via con dios! Mr. Aitch says: Go with Guthrie! Ten units on the Orioles.

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A-Rod made nice with his beleaguered bride by buy ing her $6,000 worth of necklaces the other day in Boston. However, the Bronx Breastman ruined the moment by trying to pay for them the same way he pays for most everything -by tucking the money in side the cashier’s thong . . . The Forde Theater in D.C. is closing for repairs. Apparently, some of the bullet holes in the walls are in desperate need of a good spackle job.

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