The Padres showed the Braves who their daddy is last night, which gave Hondo a fourth straight victory that lowered his deficit to 2,140 wigginses.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects Kennedy to make swift work of the Dodgers —10 units on the Diamondbacks.

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After seeing Chris Christie fill up the screen during his keynote speech Tuesday night, it might be time for the Jersey Guv to mix in a strict vegan diet with a rigorous daily exercise regimen. . .School violence in the city reportedly is way up, with sexual offenses reaching their second highest level in recent years. Let’s just hope administrators don’t overreact and ban such popular student activities as Stuyvesant High’s Slutty Wednesday.

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