Hondo triumphed with Texas and the Twins yes terday but harrumphed with the Tribe so he closed the day with a reduced debt of 1,170 tracewskis.

Tonight, he ain’t Javy; he’s Mr. Aitch’s pitcher — 10 units on Vazquez and the Yanks. Also, 10 more on Nolasco, no less, to cut the Cards.

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Here’s a joke that Rick “The Quick” Pitino can use to loosen up the crowd on the banquet circuit: “Wanna see me have sex? . . . Wanna see it again?” . . . In hindsight, the story about Favre texting Viking teammates to say he was retiring had to be bogus. Whenever he’s ready, he’ll announce his decision by sexting them with an up or down choice.

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