The Little Team That Can’t couldn’t get it done against the Diamondbacks last night in the big Citi, so Hondo’s debt was jacked up to 470 chesbros.

Tonight, it’s back to the Bombers, who likely will rack up a couple of wins before beginning a four- game losing streak Thursday. Ten units on Pettitte over the former trade bait known as Roy Halladay.

$

Ryan O’Neal not only hit on his daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral but says he’d “take back” a couple of his children, which makes him the odds-on favorite to win this year’s Alec Baldwin Parent Of The Year Award . . . The Postal Service reportedly may close almost 1,000 offices, which not only will cut costs and reduce staff, but also greatly lower the chances of someone going postal . . . HBO announced that “Hung” has been renewed for next year. Word is it’s been a huge hit.

hondo@nypost.com