Hondo stopped his two-game mini-slide Monday night when the Angels turned in a hellacious performance in Kansas City to bump up the earnings to 2,725 buhners.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Archer to make the Dodgers quiver — 20 units on the Rays. Also, 20 on King Felix and the Mariners to rule in Pittsburgh.

With Hillary showing some slippage in the polls, word is her campaign is considering dropping “I’m With Her” as a slogan. Instead, in the interest of clarifying precisely who the voter is with, the new slogan will be: “I’m With The Portly Pantsuit” … From emailer John “Nevada John” Cobert: When playing Rock-Paper-Scissors with Chris Sale, always throw “rock,” never “paper” … As per a new state law, funeral homes in New York will be able to serve food next year. No doubt those with the tastiest treats will advertise “food to die for.”