Lincecum showed he might be stall-worthy for the Hondo stable as he shut down the Phillies yes terday to raise Mr. Aitch’s profits to 135 lockmans. Keep up the good work, son.

Today, he’ll do launch in LA with the Astros – 10 units on Chacon.

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Ted Kennedy says Obama is unlikely to pick Hill ary as a running mate because she doesn’t repre sent “the nobler aspirations of the American peo ple.” Then the distinguished and bloated Senator from Mass. likely went out and nobly aspired to get drunk. . . . Larry Craig has advised Vito Fossella that if he wants to avoid love children, he might want to take up stall-peeping and toe-tapping.

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