Hondo, whose feeling a big chill these days, suffered another double-beating yesterday, losing with the Brewers and A’s to send the debt soaring to 1,695 whitsons.

Tonight, he expects the Padres to administer a sobering beating to Slosh Beckett – 10 units on Volquez. Also, 10 on the Cards to hammer Harrell and the ’Stros in a New York minute at Minute Maid Park.

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Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara set the Internet ablaze with a tweeted photo from Sunday night’s Emmy Awards of a slit in her dress that exposed the crease in her butt. She should be careful about posting pictures of that nature, because it just fuels the craving of crack addicts.

hondo@nypost.com