The Dodgers did Hondo a solid by chewing up the Cubs yesterday at Wrigley, which lowered his beast of a burden to 725 driessens.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will give Bedard another opportunity to earn some semi-permanent stall space in the stable — 20 units on the ’Stros. Also, he expects Nova to be the star of the show in San Diego — 20 units on the Yanks.
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Speaking of San Diego, a Marilyn Monroe impersonator has accused Democrat mayor Bob “Feel ‘Em Up” Filner of grabbing her derriere last December at a fundraiser. Filner says he was just trying to get a feel for what it was like to be John and Bobby Kennedy … Meanwhile, back on the East Coast pervert beat, Anthony “A-Wad” Weiner denies he is involved in any online relationships now. However, he says he can’t be 100 percent certain about the cyber celibacy of Carlos Danger … A salon called Shizuka New York is offering a $180 facial that uses a mixture of rice bran and Asian Nightingale poop. Those who have had it say it makes their face feel terrific, but unfortunately they smell like Al Roker’s shorts.
