Hondo had the good splitter working for him last night, taking a kick with the A’s in El Bronx but rallying with the O’s in Fenway Pahk to reduce the overall damage to 1,535 zisks.

Today, Mr. Aitch expects the Metamucil misery to drag on — 10 units on Country Mark and the Fish. Tonight, he is eyeing the Irish and will be smiling if they beat the number against Michigan.

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Congrats to North Carolina TV troll Dan Tordjman, who slimed Robinson Cano Thursday with a false PED tweet, for receiving an honorary degree from the Skip Bayless School of Journalism … Hondo suggested in yesterday’s NFL picks that Ronald Post, the 480-pound death row inmate in Ohio, be disposed of via firing squad to ease his concern about a possible “torturous and lingering death” by lethal injection. Emailer Donny Mac says he has a better solution for Big Ron: the electric couch.