The Dodgers sent Hondo plunging even deeper into the abyss last night when they stumbled against the Metamucils to lift the NRN (nasty red nu meral) to 1,615 aparicios.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch feels that Humber will shut down the Twins’ lumber because he has their num ber — 10 units on the Pale Hose.

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Jury selection started in Roger Clemens’ perjury case yesterday. Hondo hears the judge denied Rock et’s lawyers’ request that they be allowed to bring Casey Anthony’s gullible gang of 12 to D.C. … Domin ique Strauss-Kahn’s wife, Anne Sinclair, has sworn to get revenge on anyone who has done harm to her husband — especially all those women over the years who grabbed his hands with their butts. hondo@nypost.com