Hondo, who was looking to move into the wonderful world of positive numbers, lost with the Chisox yesterday on a walk-off walk in the 10th, which raised the dirty digits to 110 eastwicks.

Today, Mr. Aitch will reboard the Big Red Machine’s bandwagon — 10 units on Latos.

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Governor Cuomo has taken a hard line against texting and driving, increasing the license penalty from three to five points. However, sources say Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner has found a loophole because the law doesn’t say anything about sexting and driving. … Lame duck Jay Leno reportedly widened his lead over Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman in overall ratings and the all-important 18-49 demographic. If they gave out an Emmy for stupidity, then the dimwits who run NBC would be a lock to win every year. … The updated ratings weren’t all bad news for Dirty Dave. He still leads his rivals in one key demographic: Interns who like to get busy with bitter old men.

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