Hondo followed up Sunday’s massive score with Dustin Johnson by cashing with the Indians on Monday night, which left him with 1,696 osteens stacked in the vault.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch expects Tanner to burn the Dodgers — 20 units on the Nationals.

New York City has had to add filters to its tablet-equipped kiosks because vagrants were using them to go on porn sites. As a result, the hobos now will have to go back to the public libraries with the rest of the heavy breathers for their daily smut fix … This just in: The incompetent stuffed shirts at the USGA have hit Open winner Dustin Johnson with a two-stroke penalty for causing Paulina Gretzky’s mini skirt to move too far upward as they paraded around Oakmont … Cleveland is so excited about breaking its long championship drought that city officials already have begun planning for the next one in 2068.