Hondo sails with Bucs
Hondo, coming off back to back sweeps, cooled off quickly last night with the D’backs, whose failure in Atlanta raised the deficit to 1,915 pinsons.
Today, Mr. Aitch will implement his often successful “don’t ask, Dontrelle” policy — 20 units on Morton, that old salt, to take care of biz against the Reds. Also, he will give Ogando a call at U. S. Cellular Field — 20 units on the Rangers.
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Bill Clinton, according to Yahoo!, is now “the poster child for a vegan lifestyle.” That could be seen as an upgrade over his previous such designation, when he was the poster child for a horndog lifestyle. . . . Roy Lester, a 61-year-old Jones Beach lifeguard is suing the state because he was fired for refusing to wear a speedo during his annual swim test. If the position is still open, C. Leier of N.J. knows of an uninhibited guy who would be a perfect fit for the job: Anthony Weiner.
