Hondo stumbled last night with the ‘Stros, who were beaten in the Texas death match against the Rangers and pushed the accounts payable to 445 ceys.

Today, Mr. Aitch will mount another attack with Zack — 20 units on the Dodgers to rough up Roberto and the Rays.

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Bill Clinton will be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom later this year, the White House announced yesterday. God know he deserves it, if only for maintaining his freedom while dodging all those sexual assault raps over the years. … If San Diego Democrat Mayor Bob “Feel ’Em Up” Filner, who has been accused by 14 women of harassment, manages to hang on to his job after two weeks of sexual molestation camp, maybe he will be given the Medal of Freedom someday.

hondo@nypost.com