Hondo barked up the right tree with his ‘dog show last night as he scored with the Braves and survived with the Nats and saw his earnings skyrocket to 235 torgesons.

Tonight, it’s Blanton and the A’s in Boston, and, if that clicks, Peavy and the Pods in San Fran. Ten units apiece.

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Attention, visitors from foreign lands: Due to the gridlock that has been delaying Mr. Aitch’s daily after noon trip to the office, all meetings and speeches at the U.N. have been canceled. Please return to your homelands immediately. Thanks for coming.

hondo@nypost.com