The only thing more foolish than the Mets having 43-year-old Bartolo Colon pitch on three-days rest Saturday night was betting on him, which is why Hondo’s earnings were reduced to 2,645 stanhouses.

Sunday: Mr. Aitch is counting on Tillman to make a contribution to The Cause — 20 units on the Orioles to extinguish the Jays.

Hillary Clinton is trying out a variation of Donald Trump’s “Believe me!” line. The difference is, the Pantsuit’s version goes like this: “Believe me — pleeeze! I swear I’m telling the truth this time.” … Lawyers for Comedy Central have told Stephen Colbert he no longer can use his “Stephen Colbert” character from “The Colbert Report.” That is unfortunate for CBS, because that apparently is the only funny Stephen Colbert there is.