Hondo slithered his way to defeat with the Diamond backs yesterday, getting thumped in LA to reduce his disposable dead presidents to 665 tiefenauers.

Today, he’ll go Lee-ward with the Indians – 10 units on Cliffy to provide some cheers for HondoNation.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT: A Canadian study found that those who spend a lot of time thinking have a ten dency to eat more than those who vegetate. It’s evi dence of the modern-day philosophical school of thought embraced by the likes of Michael Moore, Al Gore and Rosie O’Donnell: I think therefore I eat.

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