Hondo, the heartbreak kid, lost two the hard way last night, going down the tubes with the Angels and Giants to trim the bankroll to 130 cuellars.

Tonight, he will give Guthrie, a former stable stal wart, an opportunity to get back in — 10 units on the Orioles to flutter past the Angels.

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According to Mark Sanford’s spiritual advisor (he needs a new one), the disgraced luv guv was over come by “the power of darkness.” Evidently Mark isn’t a morning man. . . . Before marrying the gover nor, the beleaguered Mrs. Sanford was wealthy in her own right from her family’s tool company. Fortu nately, that helped prepare her to deal with some one like her husband. . . . Michael Jackson’s derma tologist reportedly is the father of two of the King of Pop’s children. That’s a bet Hondo would have lost. He was certain singer/songwriter/sperm donor David Crosby provided the product. hondo@nypost.com