Hondo received no cooperation from the Dodgers, who failed their task in San Diego last night and caused the wad to shrink to 780 gilliams. Today, since the Big Unit has nothing left in the tank, Mr. Aitch will direct his disposable dead presidents to ward the Giants. Ten units.

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Hillary says she breaks out her southern accent in front of African-Americans because she lived in the South for a lot of years and believes America is ready for a multilingual President. How illuminating? Andhere most people thought it was just a cheap and transparent act of pandering. . . . According to researchers, lesbians face a higher obesity risk than heterosexual women. No doubt for the obvious rea son.

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