The Tigers made a generous contribution to Hon do’s favorite charity yesterday when they kicked some A’s and padded the account to 270 maxvills.

Today, Mr. Aitch will give Gabbard an opportunity to try out for a spot in the rotation – 10 units on Texas.

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Bathroom bottom-feeder Larry Craig, the seedy Senator who announced his resignation yesterday, said he has “little control over what people choose to believe.” And given that he pleaded guilty to a lewd conduct charge, most choose to believe he’s a stall- leering toe-tapper . . . After years of public service, Craig is looking forward to spending more time not just with his immediate family but also his extended family of bathroom pervs . . . CORREC TION: Contrary to what was reported here yester day, Craig did not deliver his resignation in toe-tap ping Morse Code from a public toilet. Hondo regrets the error.

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