The Blue Jays rallied heroically for Hondo on Monday, torching the Sawx’ bullpen for four runs in the eighth to increase the earnings to a crisp 541 averills.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will mambo with Carlos again — 20 units on Carrasco and the Indians to take the wrecking ball to Miley and the Mariners.

Michael Moore is among those boycotting North Carolina because of the state is requiring people to use bathrooms specific to their gender. If the Carolinians knew that’s all it took to keep that blob out of their state, chances are they would have enacted the ordinance years ago … Monica Lewinsky, aka the Portly Pepperpot, on the notoriety that has dogged her since her White House romps with Bill Clinton: “The shame sticks to you like tar.” Or, put another way: “Like seminal fluid to a blue love dress” … Steven Matz had a career-high nine strikeouts Sunday against the Tribe. Sources say the Wilponsies are hoping to cash in on the milestone by selling the jockstrap Matz wore for all the whiffs.