Hondo was brutalized by a double-beatdown from the Yankees and Marlins last night, causing the beastly burden to balloon to 1,300 landrums.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects the Giants to show that Cain-do spirit against Los Bravos — 10 units on SF. Also, he has more advice: Go Westbrook, young bet tor — 10 units on the Cardinals.

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Bad news for women working at the Garden: Isiah Thomas is back with the Knicks in a consultant’s role for some mysterious reason. Maybe Dolan wants Isiah to help him with his inter-office hand-checking technique . . . Karen Sypher might be facing 26 years in jail for trying to blackmail Pitino, but Rick The Quick is facing “15 SEC-ONDS!” for life from oppos ing crowds . . . If the sordid sexting story about Brett Favre is true, he could be in line for some junk jus tice from the NFL.

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