Hondo failed classically in the Fall Classic opener, getting nipped with the Rangers to raise the debt to a chubby 3,255 pendletons.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch is stickin’ with ’em 20 units on Lewis and the Rangers. Also, he’ll try another 20 on UCF over UAB, just because of the huge edge the Knights have with exNotre Dame legend George O’Leary at the helm.

Hillary Clinton is in Kabul, Afghanistan to talk about handing over security to Afghan forces. While there, she also intends to work with some of their special forces on her advanced tarmac techniques for evading sniper fire … Hondo suggests if you’re planning a vacation trip to Ohio, you might want to reconsider. It’s like a jungle out there.

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