Hondo, whose investment was washed out Friday night, treaded water yesterday, splitting with his Jay plays to leave the earnings at 690 kneppers.

Today, he’s counting on Wolf to give HondoNation something to howl about – 10 units on the ‘Stros.

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Edison, N.J., is hosting a three-day sexposition called Exxxotica, which features sex toys and appearances by porn stars. So far, there has been no truth to the rumor that ex-gov-turned Episcopalian seminarian Jim “Knees” McGreevey will make an appearance and con duct a seminar on “The Joy Of Rest Stop Sex.”

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