Resilient Hondo bounced back from Wednesday night’s disastrous double wipeout by breezing with the Blue Jays on Thursday night to slash the negative number to 1,980 veryzers.

Friday: Mr. Aitch will toast Jon Lester, aka Jonny Lager if he can help the Cubs chug past the Giants — 20 units.

According to the final stats, CNN’s Fareed Zakaria made the most guest appearances on Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show.” That’s not all that surprising — plagiarists have so many more interesting stories to tell than the average guest because they can draw from others’ work without attribution … Brian Williams was second to Zakaria, also not a shocker. Lyin’ Brian’s had a nearly bottomless well of fabricated stories he could draw from to entertain Stewart and his viewers … Hillary Clinton was interviewed on Al Sharpton’s radio show Thursday. For some reason, they didn’t discuss their associations with the FBI, the Portly Pantsuit as a current target of an investigation, and the Rev. as a former informant.