If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound? Carmelo Anthony, 34, coming off his worst season has opted to remain with the Thunder. Thrilling … Stormy Daniels, her meeting with the Feds canceled Monday, is thinking of starting a high-end lingerie line that would be sold exclusively at the “Stormy Store” section of her website. Currently you can shop for T-shirts with “Fake Boobs & Fake News” as well as the perfume “Truth.” It’s unofficial, but Stitches has found through a reliable source that the new line will be named the “15 Minutes of Fame” collection.

Yankees failed us Sunday, but Luis Severino, coming off an ordinary outing vs. Seattle, should rebound nicely in Philly. 20 units on the Yanks.

“When you hurt people, even unwillingly, there’s no excuse. Don’t run off and blather on with excuses.” Take it easy Roseanne Barr, we won. Texas beat the Padres 7-4. An ineffective Cole Hamels was bailed out when the Rangers scored five times in the sixth inning. W takes us to -1,193 giacomins.