Dr. de Blasio to the conference room, stat! Calling a press conference at Lincoln Hospital, Mayor de Blasio introduced his “care card” entitling illegal immigrants to free health care. Plan will cost NYC taxpayers $100 million.

“Critics say we can’t afford it. I have a simple answer. There’s plenty of money in this country, it’s just in the wrong hands. Come get your card. You will see a doctor and receive all the services you deserve.” You’d better listen to him Flounder, he’s pre-med.

The Phillies, currently occupying the penthouse suite in the NL East, visit the Royals, who appear to be locked in the basement in the AL Central. KC’s Brad Keller allowed two runs to the Tigers in 5 ¹/₃ innings last week, but walked five along the way. Zach Eflin (4-3) goes for Philly. If the inconsistent starter can provide quality starts behind Aaron Nola and Jake Arrieta, they will be hard to catch. Play 20 units on the Phillies.

Our win streak snapped at nine, we rebounded quickly. Mets fried the Fish 11-2. Scored eight times in the opening frame. Amed Rosario with a grand salami. Zack Wheeler going seven strong for the W. Savings jump to +138 kranepools.