Who are you wearing, Katy!? FIVE GUYS! Katy Perry showed up at the Met Gala as a chandelier then showed her versatility, quickly changing into a burger before falling. … CC Sabathia, who at 300 pounds may be a couple of burgers over, and who has had a “beef” with batters bunting on him, said he’s interested in working in the booth after his playing days are over. But “I’m not wearing a suit to talk baseball. It’s f—ing stupid to wear a suit.” Inflexible CC is going to have to bend.

Aces up. Red Sox are aiming to get back to .500. Orioles aiming to earn the league’s respect. Teams send their aces out Wednesday. Chris Sale picked up his first win last time out. Shut out the Chisox for six innings, fanning 10. O’s counter with Andrew Cashner, 4-1 on what may be the worst team in AL. Has Sale turned the corner? Or is it fake news? Play 10 units on the Red Sox.

Win streak is at eight! Pushed our luck, played two and nailed the late double. Bryce Harper hit a grand slam off Dakota Hudson. Aaron Nola with a three-hitter over six innings. Phillies clipped the Cards 11-1. Then the Twins shut out the Jays 3-0 as Jose Berrios improved his record to 6-1. Big night. Up +178 bedrosians.