Hondo’s anti-Harvey method failed against the nose-diving Chisox on Monday, which caused the wad to shrink to 458 santos.

Tuesday night: Mr. Aitch will take a stab with the Dodgers against Arrieta — 20 units on Kazmir & Co. to defy the odds. Also, he will let the stud of the stable, Jose Fernandez, out of the barn — 20 units on the Marlins to clean Cole’s clock.

Bill de Blasio was pictured enjoying a cheap Coney Island hot dog Saturday. Nothing says holiday weekend quite like a two-bit pol munching on a five-cent frank … Hillary and Andrew Cuomo, two politicians seemingly surrounded by scandal, were pictured marching in the Chappaqua Memorial Day Parade on Monday, which gave it the feel of a perp walk … From emailer John Cobert (of the Nevada Coberts): If Harvey and Familia hadn’t turned it around on Monday, Mets fans soon would have started calling them “Bastardo,” too.