Hondo went from sweep to swept, losing brutally last night with Angels and Padres to erase all of Thurs day’s good work and raise the deficit to 540 hitchcocks. Today, Cain looks very able against the Metamucils and Holland seems likely to provide a Dutch treat against the Sawx. Ten units apiece on the Giants and Rangers.

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E-mailer C.L. of N.J. suggests: Now that the Eagles have picked up dog-killer Michael Vick, they also might want to find some front-office work for another recent parolee, Squeaky Fromme of the Manson fam. . . . PETA is sending 100 cases of toilet paper to Cuba to help ease the shortage. That’s a lovely gesture, but each roll will contain messages asking the recipient to “wipe cruelty from your diet” and become a vegetarian. Memo to PETA: How ’bout backing off the moralizing and letting these poor, hungry and abused people wipe their butts in peace.

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