The Twins messed with Texas last night as they rallied past the Rangers to raise Hondo’s collection of disposable dead presidents to 220 blasingames.

Today, he’ll give nods to Wang and Lilly – 10 units apiece on the Yanks and Cubs.

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Several workers at a Midtown S&M club were ar rested for prostitution yesterday. The club report edly also offers basic services, such as bondage, whipping and foot worship. However, for the really crazy stuff, like tying a rope around your neck and genitals, you might want to check with CNN personality/park pervert Richard Quest.

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