Hondo threw the bad splitter last night as he hit with the Pirates and whiffed with the Rangers, which caused the accounts payable to grow slightly to 1,935 mclains.

Today, after carefully perusing the pitching menu, Mr. Aitch has decided to pass on the Porcello in favor of Ubaldo — 20 units on the Tribe over the Tigers.

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A friend of French actor Gerard Depardieu claims the French actor urinated in the cabin of an airplane this week because he has a prostate problem. Lucky for De pardieu’s fellow passengers he doesn’t have a sphincter problem. … Barack Obama’s summer reading list report edly consists mostly of fiction. That’s disappointing; most Americans were hopeful it would include at least one book on basic economics. … The Kris Humphries- Kim Kardashian wedding, aka “the wedding of the cen tury,” came off with a hitch last night, so let’s give some HondoNation props to the bride and groom, aka Hump and Rump. hondo@nypost.com