Hondo was on Wisconsin last night, and it was only half bad as he stumbled with the Brewers but stood tall with the Pack, which left his debt holding firm at 2,575 dowlers.

Tonight, Mr. Aitch is giving the Rays the menial task of making Lackey look like a flunky — 20 units. Also, mark him down for a Marcum play — 20 on the Brew Crew.

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Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin is hoping to become the first openly gay U.S. senator. That may happen, but no one can ever take away Larry Craig’s distinction: the first U.S. senator to get caught taking a wide-stance while toe-tapping in a stall in a Minneapolis airport men’s room.

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