All aboard The Hondo Victory Train. Mr. Aitch rolled with the Reds yesterday to remain undefeated for the season and increase his earnings to a muscu lar 115 kluczewskis.

Today, 10 units on the Padres to make it readily apparent that the Giants grossly overpaid for Zito.

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The mystery concerning the fatherhood of Anna Nicole’s baby is expected to be cleared up soon. And while Larry Birkhead is the prohibitive favorite, don’t rule out Tom Brady. As e-mauler Ed Buckmir says, Tom proved with Bridget Moynahan that he has mastered the Shoot ‘n’ Run offense.

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