Hondo put a dent in the deficit last night when he batted .667 with the Tigers, Cubs and Pods to reduce the NRN (nasty red number) to 2,395 essegians.

Tonight, he has grand designs for another trio — Morrow, Masterson and Kennedy. Twenty units apiece on the Jays, Native Americans and D’backs.

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Sources say Anthony “Ridiculous Bulge” Weiner is shocked that David Weprin, a fellow-‘Crat, very well may lose today’s special Congressional election for his soiled seat. Weiner is certain if he were running he’d pull it out . . . Looks like A-Wad did it again: There he is pictured on the front page of today’s Post holding his package.

hondo@nypost.com