Hondo’s stab in the daylight with the Twins didn’t work out yesterday, but he balanced the setback by cashing with the Rangers last night to leave the deficit holding at 1,530 kalines.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will go with Zoolander, a model of inconsistency, to pose problems for the Native Americans — 10 units on the Tigers. Also, he will try the Pie Man of Pittsburgh — 10 units on the Burnett.
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According to a toxicology report, Kerry Kennedy was found to have a sleep aid in her blood called Ambien after crashing her car into a tractor trailer. That development came despite the fact she pleaded not guilty to driving while impaired at a recent court appearance, claiming she had suffered a seizure. It’s good to see that Kerry abided by one of the most important Kennedy family policies: Don’t be afraid to lie when caught.
