Hondo made two trips to the winner’s circle last night as he romped with the Marlins and Indians to raise the earnings to 305 kalines.

Tonight, Justin Zoolander has been a model of consistency, so Mr. Aitch will put 10 units worth of scratch on the Tigers.

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Rawjah Clemens desperately wants to pitch in the big series in Fenway, but can’t because of his strict family-first policy. Apparently, Rocket’s third cousin’s stepson has a piano recital this weekend in Texas that he doesn’t want to miss . . . Whether A-Rod’s hitting a homer in the ballpark or kicking back at the mammary mecca, his goal remains the same: Touch ’em all!

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