Hondo moved a little closer to oblivion yesterday, thanks to an extra painful loss with the ‘Stros and a weak performance by UConn that raised the NRN (nasty red number) to 3,075.

Today, Mr. Aitch will get down to the niddy griddy with Michigan State and Oklahoma — 20 units apiece. As for the diamond district, he will try the Porcello in Oakland — 20 units.

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The NFL now is demanding that all fans at all sta diums be patted down from the ankles up. Hey, there’s a deal: Not only do you get to pay thousands of dollars for a personal seat license, but you also get a free enhanced patdown. Thank you, Roger Goodell.

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