The Fish were bitin’ last night against Atlanta, at least in the ninth inning, which was enough for Hondo to ring up a victory and raise his earnings to 795 ditmars.

Today, he’d rather be Red than dead with the Cards. Ten units on Lohse.

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Alec Baldwin has decided to pass on today’s “Bring Your Daughter To Work Day.” Instead, he wants to wait and celebrate “Take Your Daughter Out Back Of The Woodshed Day” . . . Angry Alec has given up on anger management and is now looking into rage containment.

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