Hondo plunged deeper into the abyss last night when his lone winner with the Lions was over whelmed by whiffs with the Brewers and Tigers, causing the deficit to grow to 2,495 aguirres.

Today, Mr. Aitch will continue with the cat and mouse game — 20 units on the Tigers’ Mr. Fister to punch out the Rangers.

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Joe the Plumber announced yesterday he intends to run for Congress. Joe, of course, will represent the Plumber’s Butt Party, whose members contend that every American with a tool box full of pipe wrenches has the constitutional right to bare his crack whenever he damn well pleases.

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