Hondo had his disposable dead presidents on the Ti gers’ despicable dead offense last night, which caused his financial burden to grow to 1,410 grieses.

Today, no less an authority than K-Dog of College Park says Maryland has no shot against Rutgers. That’s worth 10 units. Also, he will pursue additional pigskin pesos with Purdue and mix in a diamond district gem with the Phillies. Ten units apiece.

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Robert Melia, Jr. a former Moorestown, N.J., cop, had animal cruelty charges dropped against him, though police say they found a video in his home that shows him sexually molesting cows in 2006. According to the AP story, Melia got off because there’s no law against bestiality in the state, which means New Jersey might want to brace for an influx of animal lovers. . . . Wonder what Ernie Anastos has to say about this. hondo@nypost.com