Hondo started fast yesterday when Oklahoma drilled Texas, but then came The Big Fizzle as losses with Va. Tech, Auburn and the Tigers sent the dirty digits skyrocketing to 2,455 tittles.

Today, Mr. Aitch will try to reach paydirt with a 20-unit play on the 49ers. Regarding the NLCS, he will tap the Brewers for a 20-unit series play. Also, he will drop another 20 units on Detroit in Game 2.

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A bronze statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger as a young bodybuilder was unveiled Friday at a museum dedicated to his life in his hometown in Austria. Said Arnold: “For me, the museum is a symbol of will, that everyone has a chance in life.” And, of course, your chances improve dramatically if you’re a bodybuilder and you cheat by loading up on ‘roids the way Arnold did . . . Arnold’s statue may not be anatomically correct — it’s larger than life — but it appears to be anabolically correct.

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