Next!

Sure, the 76ers also dropped their first-round series opener to Boston in a lopsided rout.

But the Celtics weren’t nearly the well-oiled machine these Knicks seem to be. They made another playoff team crumble, this time in a 137-98 Game 1 laugher over the Sixers in front of every New York celebrity smart enough to avoid the Met Gala.

And who exactly are these Knicks?