Sunday Morning La-Z-Boy Confidential: 

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies … 

CBS and ESPN can marinade all the solemn, sanctified glop on the Masters and its hallowed grounds and buildings they choose. Pastor Nantz’s hush-toned seasonal sermons can preach his reverence from the purity pulpits of Augusta till we begin to speak in tongues. 

But we’re not stupid.