Anyone need a table? The tables from which colleges used to recruit ballplayers from under? 

They no longer need tables. All that dirty stuff to create false fronts has been green-lighted by courts of law for nod-and-wink payola guys and bagmen to become high-minded overnight collegiate philanthropists. 

Not sure where to verify this, but this past Saturday had to be both history making and record breaking. 

During the first half of St. John’s-Arkansas on CBS, sideline reporter Evan Washburn spoke the most preposterous “fact” about the pathetic state of what is still misnamed “college sports.”