Duck! Here comes another 96 mph sinker!

Welcome back to summer school, you reprobates. Ready for your first test?

It’s an IQ test to gauge how ignorant the expert MLB TV instructors think you are, how much bull-lony fools can swallow before returning fire in the form of projectile “disengagement” that soaks the screen.

Let’s fast-backward to Friday, when the benches and bullpens emptied to perform a push-and-shove F-bomb chorale after the Angels’ Zach Neto was hit in the right wrist, about letter high, by a rising fastball thrown by the Astros’ Hunter Brown.