Gonna fly now. … Flying high now. … Mayor de Blasio, already in a testy mood over the Puerto Rican Day parade fiasco, took exception to the press questioning his workout habit. Seems the Italian Stallion travels 12 miles to Brooklyn just to exercise. Stitches? Push-ups and sit-ups on the nearest floor, run around the block a couple of times then take the subway to work, which depending on the sad shape of our city’s transit system may or may not be running that day. … Get in the car now. … It’s so wrong now. … Won’t be long now. … Stand clear of the closing Gracie Mansion doors, please.

Pingponging recently. Win one, lose one. Turned our double play Sunday to cap off a mediocre week. Cubs beat the Rockies 7-5, no thanks to Jake Arrieta. Yielded four runs in four innings. Rays’ Chris Archer didn’t have his best stuff either. Surrendered four runs in six frames, but Tampa Bay squeaked by the A’s 5-4. Double dip lifted our account to 2,282 giulianis.

Who’s worse than Rick Porcello? No one. He’s given up the most hits in the A.L. Get ready for his best outing of the season as the Phils visit Fenway. 10 units on the Bosox.