For local “service” stay on this train … Couple of pinstriped pounders decided to ride the rails as well as each other Saturday after the Yanks got hammered by the Red Sox. Pumping paramours were captured getting their daily grind on the #5 train (clothes on) while heading home. Four-game Subway Series begins tonight. All Rise.

Amazin. The Mets Chris Flexen yielded two runs over five innings. Michael Conforto and old man Curtis Granderson flexed their muscles. Bullpen was spotless and the Mets won handily, 6-2 in Philly. Back-to-back victories lift us to 721 wallbangers.

Boston is back at Fenway after a big weekender in The Bronx. Letdown may play a role as the Indians roll in. First-place teams meet and Trevor Bauer has been on a tear lately. Matchup favors Cleveland. 10 units on the Tribe.