That date did not go well. You spilled coffee all over yourself before that presentation. Work is miserable. You need a break, and you love football. Or maybe you just love parties.

You have woken up during Super Bowl week with a renewed determination to make it to the game for once in your life and witness football history in person. How much is it going to cost you?

Unfortunately and predictably, a lot.

There are all sorts of all-inclusive packages that will deliver you to Arizona in style and bring you back bankrupt. The “Ultimate Big Game Adventure” — brought to you by a partnership with Magellan Jets and Uncommon Events — will fly you to Phoenix on a private jet, arrange a four-night stay in a hotel in West Scottsdale, secure a couple VIP tickets to the Waste Management Open Golf Tournament and a pair of lower end-zone tickets for the Super Bowl, to which you will be driven in a Suburban or Escalade — for the low, low price of $235,000.