These are the moments you realize the powers you bring with you when you buy a ticket aren’t always infallible. You know how it goes. Your team goes on a 6-0 run with nature calling? Nature can wait. You’re staying where you are. Last time you held your beer in your left hand, the other guys missed a wide-open 3?

Give me that beer.

Put it in my left hand.

The other guys don’t have a chance.